Sunday 7 November 2010

'Britain's Next Top Model Live'...

Rose thinks wouldn't 'Britain's Next Live Top Model' be a more exciting theme for this event?
 
Given the spectacularly charisma-free attitude exuded by every photoshopped curve of every woman in this photograph, this fabulous 'edgy' new title could result in a competition with people whose faces have more of a story than 'I'll sleep with you if you're influential enough'. And you never know, what with the immense swing value of the sympathy vote, there could well be a dead contestant as a wildcard entry. Less 'my dad's been sick recently' being paraded in front of the judges, instead, 'here's my cousin whose story, well, speaks for itself...'. But our Rose's not holding her breath.

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